Showbiz Made Desperate
Tuesday 16 October 2007
Beyonce's Blower
Rula Lenska’s Triumphant Return
Three cheers for flame-haired foreigner Rula Lenska! She – might – finally be reaping the rewards of making a spectacle of herself on Celebrity Big Brother two years ago when she let George Galloway forage around in her lap, doing a cat impersonation. Oh yes! Rula’s time has come! Who could forget her in such unforgettable roles as, er, that Russian woman on two episodes of Minder, her cameo appearance on Space: 1999 (pictured) and her endless round of story-telling on Jackanory? Well her career didn’t peak there, she’s available for interview to go along with the launch of the newly revived Wispa chocolate bars! Whoo hoo! Pourquoi? Why, she was in the original run of adverts from the 1980s. Here she is with ex-husband Dennis Waterman. For once he didn’t sing the theme tune…
Wednesday 3 October 2007
It's turkey time. Gobble gobble...
Let’s begin! We’ve just received a press release inviting us along to an event on Friday which will see 80s-throwback swimming champ Sharron Davies cooking a variety of turkey-based recipes for world renowned bird-butcher Bernard Matthews. They claim turkey makes an ideal meal all day round. Sharron will be tempting us to kick off the day with a turkey bagel or, let’s go mad, a turkey and spinach omelette!
Crikey. And she probably thought the accident she had on Gladiators, ending her brief stint on the teatime cheese-fest when she tumbled off a big foam pyramid and did her leg in, was the biggest fall of her career.
Check out the videos. She looks remarkably fresh faced if you ask us.
Sharron sells turkey
Crikey. And she probably thought the accident she had on Gladiators, ending her brief stint on the teatime cheese-fest when she tumbled off a big foam pyramid and did her leg in, was the biggest fall of her career.
Check out the videos. She looks remarkably fresh faced if you ask us.
Sharron sells turkey
Will I Still Get Deals?
An explanation: This blog rejoices in the name Will I Still Get Deals? in honour of Shabnam from Big Brother 8. She was a crazy loon but at least she had the honesty to spit out, on approximately day 9, what everyone else on that freak show was thinking. She just wanted to be famous ‘even for two minutes’. Sure, it’s already a dated, somewhat obscure outburst but the sentiment is timeless! That look of approval-hungry desperation is shared by the A-list and Z-list alike!
So join us as we journey through the arse-end of showbiz!
So join us as we journey through the arse-end of showbiz!
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