Right. So I was trying to do this blog without yakking on about me, me, me. Well, that didn’t last too long because I saw this interview with American Idol winner from yesteryear Clay Aiken. Now, I interview these desperate x-listers for a living and I was happy and relieved to see they don’t reserve their uppity shit for me (who works at one of
Britain’s least reputable publications). Oh no! They dish it out to Newsweek too.
Christ, they make me puke! They sing a couple of songs and think someone actually gives a shit! This puts me in mind of my last tete-a-tete with Lee Ryan. What a farce that was! It ground to halt on the “upbeat chit chat” front then crashed on the rocks of ruin when Ryan would only tell me about using “real life homeless people” in his last video. Yes! That celluloid classic! Remember it? Not likely unless you’ve got a periscope direct from your living room into the “dumper TV network”.
Anyway. Look what this intrepid hack had to put up with:
How did you get into a fight with that lady on a plane?
I'm not going to talk about it.
I was just curious because you've never talked about it.
I did talk about it.
What about the Kelly Ripa thing?
I'm not going to discuss it.
Did you think it was homophobic?
I'm not going to discuss it.
What do you want to talk about?
I think we're done.
Can we talk about something fun?
No, we're done. I thought NEWSWEEK would be more reputable. I'm surprised.
But I think people are curious about it.
It was a year ago. This is NEWSWEEK. It's not the National Enquirer. I'd hate to have a job where I had to be rude to people.
We're just having a conversation.
Change the subject! I'd never take a job where I had to do something that I didn't want to do.
What about all those Ford commercials on "American Idol"?
That wasn't a job.
It was part of your job.
It wasn't a Ford commercial. It was a music video. It was a completely different thing.
I'll change the subject. What do you do for fun?
I watch the news. I read news magazines, but I'm reconsidering that now.
Are you going to watch "Idol"?
I haven't watched since season four. I compare it to high-school football--if it weren't for high school, we wouldn't be successful, but I don't need to keep going to the football games.
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