Showbiz Made Desperate

Monday 16 June 2008

Bring Out Your Dead

What are you up to right now? We very much doubt you’re watching Lisa Scott Lee presenting Skinny Celebrity Mums on Living TV. But it's happening even as we speak!!

To celebrate perky washed-up popstrel Lisa Scott Lee made herself available for interviews. The press release invites us to ask her anything! “How she lost her baby weight, the pressures involved with losing baby weight, how she juggles her baby” – now you’re talking! – “[paragraph break] Jaden with her career”. Boo! Hold on! “Career?!?!” What “career” would this be? The one she nailed into its coffin four years ago on Totally Scott Lee?!

Three cheers for Living TV though. What would these washed up has-beens do without it? Living is responsible for keeping a roof over brother Andy Scott-Lee’s head thanks to his boring (now defunct) marriage to his washed-up popstar wife Michelle Liberty-X and their Newlyweds show. Hold on! That was ITV2!

God bless you Lisa, baby weight’s the least of your troubles. Let’s hope you haven’t spent all your Steps cash on lip gloss and hair extensions.

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