Showbiz Made Desperate

Monday 16 June 2008

The Glamorous Face of Mouth Wash!

Poor old Liz McClarnon. She was the nicest one in Atomic Kitten but that didn’t persuade anyone buy her solo records. In a bid to revive her career she’s booked herself onto Celebrity Masterchef and is the new face of Listerine. Oh dear…

This poignant bid for attention came with a promotional Q&A style interview, just in case any publication in Britain had taken leave of their senses and fancied running some desperately shite advertorial. Here’s an excerpt!

Q:What beauty essentials do you always have in your bathroom cabinet? A: There are a couple of products that I’d be lost without; a really good skin cream, as I have very sensitive skin so want to protect it, also I always keep a bottle of Listerine Stay White mouthwash handy to keep my smile bright.

What are the odds of that?!?! She’s promoting Listerine and – by amazing coincidence – was asked what was in her bathroom cabinet and, by Jiminy, it’s a bottle of Listerine!! Amazing!!!

Effing hell. Really.

Still, things are at least looking up for perky Liz – she’s got the Atomic Kitten gig at the Kings Lynn Festival on July 12th to look forward to. Hahaha.

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