Just what we don’t need – a Calum Best reality show. Hooray!It’s the latest in the long line of MTV “Totally” shows. The first ruined Lisa Scott Lee’s career, the second made a laughing stock out of Danny from New Kids on the Block (not a difficult task we know) and the last one took Jodie Marsh from “d-list” to “completely unemployable.” Unlike that lot though – yes, even Jodie Marsh – we guess Calum Best (pictured in a threesome with Lindsay Lohan and her sinister mother) hasn’t got anything to lose. All he’s done is shag, booze, do bits of weak modelling work and do stints on reality TV. So more of the same then.
The premise of this is “can Calum avoid shagging a slapper for 50 days.” Of course he can’t. Suspense over. Oh! And because he’s supposed to be celibate for two months the show is tagged “Totally Calum Best: The Best Is Yet To Come.” Effing hell. They’re comedy geniuses at MTV “innit”.
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