Showbiz Made Desperate

Sunday, 30 March 2008

She's Not Dead!

Pre-historic chart “topper” Lynsey De Paul still roams the Earth! Well done for her. She was a washed-up throw-back before Channel 4 launched so she’s done well to secure a spot on desperate ‘celebrity’ show – Celebrity Come Dine With Me!!

Last time Ulrika Jonsson moaned about being wheat intolerant while producers made up the numbers by counting journo David Quantick as a ‘celeb’. This time they haven’t bothered with the full five contestants – they’ve only got four and chopped the last 20 minutes off the show. Haha!

So who is joining geriatric mole-face Lyns? The illustrious line up is Harvey (rapping love rat) Tamara Beckwith and Jonathan Ansell (one of G4 who isn’t obese, apparently). No Suzanne Shaw?! Surely some mistake!!

The only interesting story we’ve ever heard about Lynsey De Paul is that when Sharon Osbourne was her manager she hated her so much she pissed in Lynsey’s suitcase. What a woman.

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