The Glamorous Face of Nursery Rhymes!

With mere days to go until the Dancing on Ice final there’s no holding Suzanne Shaw back. She’s not just the face of mince (see below) she’s also signed up to promote a convoluted nursery rhyme popularity poll! And guess what? Apparently Suze is Celebrity Mum of the Year too! How did that pass us by? She was stupid enough to get knocked up by Darren Day so we feel that should exclude her from being eligible from any awards ever, bar awards for rank idiocy. Still…

Can you puzzle out what this PR is was trying to tell us?

"For every vote for a favourite childhood rhyme logged on www.rhymestars.co.uk, I CAN will receive £1 from Openreach, BT’s local network business. By nominating their favourite nursery rhyme, members of the public will unlock a £50,000 target donation to the charity by Openreach…”

You flaming what? Is this a over-complicated game show or are BT actually giving this charity some money or aren’t they? “Unlock?” Huh?

Poor Suzanne. We're sure even she doesn't know what she's got herself into. A pattern is emerging!