Oooh Get Him!

With that pout and hair cut we were sure Ian from the new series of the Apprentice was a big gay stripper. But no! The Sundays have had a good ferret around in the contestants personal lives and have concluded that the ginger lady is married to a bigamist and Ian is a love rat!

Oh yes! He was cheating on his wife when she was pregnant, texting his fancy woman while missis Kirsty was snoozin’ beside him then slung his hook and doesn’t pay the mortgage anymore. The cad.

We’re no Trishas but a quick glance at this picture suggests Kirsty was a bit of a demanding madam on a collision-course with disaster right from the word go. Behold! She made Ian wear a kilt to his wedding – because she was born in Scotland! Huh?! And they blew £18,000 on a wedding at Brocket Hall when they were mere tiddlers! He’s only 26 now for Pete’s sake! That’s modern matrimony in crisis for you.

What else is going to come out? Probably not much. Still, it’s fun to laugh at the assorted 15 toss pots on the show and the wrong person is always guaranteed to win. Hooray!

PS Look away now Apprentice fans!! It turns out Ian is currently working part time as a football commentator on Three Counties Radio whatever the eff that is. Looks like he didn't get the deal he wanted! Arf!

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