Bitter?

Winning Rear of the Year 2007 hasn’t soothed the savage beast inside Sian Lloyd! She’s still seething about being chucked by Lembit Opik for a Cheeky Girl. She’s even written a book all about it. It masquerades as being an autobiography but it’s really 200 pages about what a rotter that Lembit is. Just as well! It’d be one of the worst autobiographies ever printed otherwise! Before Lembit starts playing up the only “interesting” thing Sian ever experienced was buying some snazzy tights at Chelsea Girl.

Highlights include:

Sian moaning about driving drunken Lembit all across the British Isles to go to Liberal Democrat meetings.

Sian being philosophical when she gets booted off I’m A Celeb after 15 seconds.

Sian cataloguing each and every time Lembit gets pissed. “I must have been mad to stay with him” she muses. Her relentless criticism of his fashion sense and her none-stop weather forecasting would be enough to drive anyone to drink!

Whingeing when she’s chucked for a Cheeky Girl. Although she makes out they’d split up before.

Roll over Samuel Pepys! We’ve got a master memoirist in our midst! Effin hell, it must be a piece of piss to get a book deal these days. On a more interesting note the ghost writer has taken his / her eye off the ball. At one point she reminisces that “Cat Deeley was nice in the jungle”. Huh? Her I’m A Celeb co-star was Catalina! Tut.