Showbiz Made Desperate

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

The Glamorous Face of Kitchens

Poor old Kim Wilde. Having success so young has meant she’s spent most of her adult life as a washed-up has-been. She’s had stints in the West End and then as a ‘celebrity’ gardener. Now she’s flogging Magnet’s kitchens to keep the wolf from the door.

The PR agency employed to assist Kim in this task have even helpfully suggested some lines of enquiry, should we wish to chat to Kim about her life, loves and wipe-clean surfaces. They’re wily professionals at no mistake! Check out some of these gems:ghghgg

"What are Kim's tips for a greener kitchen? What happenes in Kim's kitchen - who does the cooking? What music does Kim like to cook to? What are Kim's favourite recipes?"

Reader, it's time to compromise my anonymity! I'm a journalist and I'm subjected to pish like this every day of the week. Would Clark Kent or Lois Lane put themselves through this bullshit? They would not! How have I become a cog in a kitchen-selling machine?! What went wrong?!

Let's enjoy Kim in happier times:



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