TV has-been Derren Brown is gay!! It said so in The Sun today! Again, I’m only posting this story for personal reasons. That reason is I knew a woman who was obsessed with Brown. She had all the DVDs, went to all the live shows. She loved him! Turns out she was barking up the wrong tree!! Hoho! She’s always been unlucky in love but lusting after a sinister, ginger gay TV magic-man takes things to a tragic new level! Shame!It emerges this isn’t even a news story at all. Not because Brown’s TV career is about as active as Wincey Willis’s but because he told the Independent on Sunday back in September that he was living with a fella. Obviously no one on Earth reads the IOS. Or gives a swinging pocket watch about Derren Brown.
"You have to be open and up front – or you end up turning it into a dark secret in your mind" says Derren, sensibly. That's probably a trick. You'll forget your tube stop tomorrow morning and rob a bank instead...
1 comment:
I don't know what all the fuss is about - that revelation was in Total TV Guide about a month ago.
I swear I saw him checking out my tits once, though....
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