Up The Bum - No Harm Done?

This snappy phrase regarding the benefits of buggery versus vaginal penetration vis-à-vis unwanted pregnancies is a time-worn classic – but it doesn’t apply to all occasions as toothy CNN news reader Richard Quest is finding out. The pursuit of anal intercourse in Central Park in the middle of the night is in fact a risky business – especially when you’re busted by the cops!

Poor chinny Richard. He was apprehended with some pals with a rope tied round his willy and neck, a dildo hidden in his boot and a pocket full of crystal meth. Whoops! You wouldn’t catch Moira Stewart up to those tricks!

He’ll be let off the charges of ‘loitering and possession of a controlled substance’ if he completes a six month drug rehab programme.

I’m only sharing this morsel with y’all because it confirms a story I heard about him from an acquaintance. Apparently he’d met Richard Quest on a gay website. When they met up for a shag Questy asked this bloke to puke on him halfway through!! Unbelievable!!!!

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