Boo hoo hoo!!! The bloke out of A Knight’s Tale is dead!!! Let’s all burst into tears!The saga continues and no celebrity story is complete without Lindsay Lohan sticking her oar in. How did she take the news? By sobbing her head off. It transpires that Heath stuck his willy in her in New York during Thanksgiving. Apparently he’s also been at it with Kate Hudson, Heather Graham and Helena Christensen – so his funeral will keep women’s magazine style pages packed until Easter.
Now, I’m no monster. Is shouting “Heath’s dead! Heaths’ dead!” anyway to break the news to an impressionable young pill popping piss head? No. It’s very rude! What appals me is that this story is going to drag on for months. Meanwhile anyone with a keyboard is tapping on about how ‘sad’ it all is. Accidents happen! Stay away from the pills and don’t kill yourself!
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I'm with you on this one Deals. Yes, it's a shame he took stupid pills, but as someone who's never actually seen one of his movies, I'm not going to bore anyone with my personal story of how tragic his death was and how his talent could have been soo huge. I'm very sad that a little girl will grow up without a dad.
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