I Don't Need To See That!

Have a biscuit if you recognise that Valerie Cherish quote. Anyway. Cast your eyes leftwards. That is what “celebrity” has come to in the 21^st Century. Yes! A balding gay Welshman (Aled Jones - yes really!), whose career is being Chris Moyles’s stooge, coyly concealing his wares from Cosmopolitan readers. Quite right too! If I was a Cosmopolitan subscriber I’d be asking for compensation. They’re sophisticated ladies! They want Clive Owen hiding it with a cactus! Not some bald gay halfwit with Radio 1 microphone!

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