Showbiz Made Desperate

Wednesday, 3 October 2007

It's turkey time. Gobble gobble...

Let’s begin! We’ve just received a press release inviting us along to an event on Friday which will see 80s-throwback swimming champ Sharron Davies cooking a variety of turkey-based recipes for world renowned bird-butcher Bernard Matthews. They claim turkey makes an ideal meal all day round. Sharron will be tempting us to kick off the day with a turkey bagel or, let’s go mad, a turkey and spinach omelette!

Crikey. And she probably thought the accident she had on Gladiators, ending her brief stint on the teatime cheese-fest when she tumbled off a big foam pyramid and did her leg in, was the biggest fall of her career.

Check out the videos. She looks remarkably fresh faced if you ask us.

Sharron sells turkey

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