Look at that. It’s a face to curdle milk! But the big brains at Knorr though have signed Marco Pierre White up to front their exciting range of stock cubes for the next year following the, er, success of his stint on instantly forgettable reality show Hell’s Kitchen. Remember that? Jim Davidson called Brian Dowling a poof and everyone got in a tizz.Poor Marco. This is a blatant attempt to muscle in on his best-buddy-turned-arch-enemy Gordon Ramsay turf! Dry your eyes and take your head bandage off Marco, that ain’t never going to happen! Will you be taking off your clothes and giving us a flash of your pecs while slipping into your chef’s whites on a shit Channel 4 makeover show? You will not.
Did you know Knorr did their own bouillons? Whatever next. What's a bouillon?
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