Showbiz Made Desperate

Tuesday, 15 January 2008

Phwoar!

Loaded magazine have included Kate McCann in their round-up of sexy birds 2007. Well done to editor Martin Daubney (best known for turning up on every TV ‘list’ show going) who has at least reminded the world that the lad’s mag is still lurching on undeterred by abysmal sales.

Martin said: 'She is included because it is just something that blokes have been talking about in pubs since the whole thing kicked off. Kate is a really attractive woman.'

The McCann’s PR is already falling over himself to tell everyone how appalled they are that Martin and chums have been chatting about Kate’s boobs instead of scouring Portugal for her dead daughter. What with the Loadedification of Kate, the chat of the McCann’s ‘Hollywood film’ and their exclusive deal with Vanity Fair this saga’s getting out of hand. We’re just one step away from Kate ‘Dancing on Ice’ to raise awareness of Missing Maddie. Come on Portuguese police! Pull your fingers out!

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1 comment:

Clair said...

You can just imagine what they'd be saying if she wasn't blonde and slim, wouldn't they? Christ, everything has to be sexy these days, doesn't it, even the parents of missing children.