Showbiz Made Desperate

Tuesday, 20 November 2007

The Glamorous Face of Pork

First Sharron Davis talks turkey and now non-entity-cum-part-time-daytime-TV-presenter Beverley Turner has become the face of ‘Love Pork’. Where to begin…

We have honestly never seen a single thing this woman has presented. It seems to have all been on Sky Three or about driving cars or riding bikes i.e. complete tedium. She can also boast she’s married to similarly of-no-interest-to-anyone Olympic medal-winning rower (zzzz) James Cracknell. What a life she lives. It’s excitement beyond our wildest imaginations.

Seriously, why do people like this continue to fling themselves, like stupid pigeons, against the glass wall of media disinterest? Surely she can’t need the money so why continue to heap humiliation on herself?

Check this out though. She loves a bit of pork (fnar). What a loon tunes. “Quick! Take my picture!! I can do modelling…etc etc”


2 comments:

Louche said...

She stands like a man who is ready for a fight. Did the photographer just spill her pint?

Matthew Rudd said...

Oh, Beverley Turner's okay actually. She comes across well on the radio, at least.