
Well done to Suzanne Shaw - she’s got the taste of d-list celebritydom back on her lips thanks to Dancing On Ice and she’s hungry for deals!
But what sort? Chanel? Marc Jacobs? New Look? No, how about the British Mince Council! Yes, Suzanne has just signed up to be the face of Quality Standard Beef Mince. It doesn’t stop there, she’s landed a ‘coveted’ job presenting a call-in bingo show on some obscure cable channel with Joe Pasquale.
Whoo hoo Suzanne! Those two fractured ankles really paid off.
Now, when it comes to employment prospects I’m not one to judge but who the flip – if anyone – is “looking after” Suzanne? Mince?! Even Anna Ryder Richardson got WD40!
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How fucking livid am I? If anyone ought to be the face of mince, it's ME!!! I love it, have eaten it all my life, and it's probably made me INSANE!!
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