Nul points here we come! (Again)

They’re all at it! Pete Brame, Andy Abrahams - every washed-up reality show finalist is making a come back. Well done for them but boo-hoo-hoo for the rest of us.

Really. Andy Abrahams? What were the “great” British public thinking when they voted for him to “do it” for the UK at Eurovision? Presumably polling was so low the hitherto neglected “bin man” demographic swung it for Andy. His ex-colleagues didn’t let him down!

It’s going to make for a boring old Eurovision. There needs to be an element of campery (Scooch) or potential disaster (Javine’s nipple popping out in front of an audience of billions) to make it any fun. Hopefully those wacky foreigners will live up to the standards set by mad tranny Verka Seduchka last year. Apparently Ireland have already selected a chicken puppet to represent them.