It’s Day of the Living Dead this Sunday as Z-listers galore jog around town waving the Olympic Torch. This is an amazingly desperate and pointless exercise even by the usual standards of woeful publicity stunts. Who better exemplifies the Olympic ideals than Denise Van Outen?! Not only that but they’ve roped in a disabled comedian (that girl with cerebral palsy off Grange Hill – remember her?) to “run” some of it. Fair play to the Sugababes though, they’re holding the torch on the top deck of a bus (HUH?!). Really this is a motley crew indeed. Who the hell (except us) remembers Eurovision winner Kenny Logan? And isn’t he Irish anyway?! If you see any of this lot coming towards you on Sunday run in the opposite direction. Unbelievable… Named and shamed: Steve Redgrave, Konnie Huq, Tim Henman, Sugababes, (on a bus) Denise Van Outen, Sir Trevor Macdonald, Denise Lewis, Kevin Pietersen, Vanessa Mae, Kenny Logan, Francesca Martinez, Tessa Sanderson, Duncan Goodhew, Ellen MacArthur, Theo Walcott, Dame Kelly Holmes
2 comments:
Johnny Logan I fear, not Kenny Logan - he's the Scottish rugby player married to that sporting woman off the telly.
Haha!! I'm such a homo! Oh well. It's only sport innit? Who cares!!
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