I know you are positively afroth with anticipation over the nuptials of Coleen McCloughlin and Wayne Rooney. You’re not alone! So are desperate soft drinks company Shloer. As desperate as it is to cash-in on a bunch of chavs necking 40 pints and pounding each other to poop at a wedding Shloer have seen their chance and are snatching it with both hands. Read on in astonishment!
Shloer – THE Sparkling Juice Drink appreciates Coleen’s dilemma and has sent the nations favourite WAG a whole range of Shloer flavours, including alcohol free Shloer Bucks Fizz, so her guests can enjoy something sophisticated and sparkly, without embarrassing the bride on her big day.
Shloer Bucks Fizz comes in a sophisticated champagne style bottle with a popping cork so Coleen’s never know the difference!
Good grief. I love the “THE”. Shloer has seriously mis-judged Coleen’s guests if they think they’re not going to notice they’re not totally legless by the time the happy couple walk down the aisle.
Meanwhile check out that picture. Coleen’s pretty much the antithesis of everything posh bird Audrey represented. It looks like she’s sticking her head through one of those cut-outs at the seaside. What’s wrong with keeping out of the media and spending
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Why does every fucking woman with no class always claim Audrey to be their style icon, and re-create that iconic picture with what apppears to be a pig in it? They ought to just go away and re-create her humanitarian work if they really care.
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